Saturday, 22 November 2008
HOMOUR!
DIFFERENT JOKES:
What is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.
- What happens in the African jungle from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. everyday, even on Sundays?- Two hours.
is humor necessary to survive?
Presumably there are a lot of people who don’t laugh, but to lead a happy life you should do it because as Erma Louise Bombeck said, “If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it”.
Nowadays people seem to have a lot more problems than some years ago, problems that didn’t matter then are becoming more and more important, for instance, the high level stress, the economical circumstances, work pressure… if the problems get over your head and you can solve them, take a break, step back and laugh, because “if you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it”.
I’m sure that nobody ever died of laughter, but so many people must have died because of tears, maybe those unfortunate people didn’t know how, and what about laughing. Because of this reason a handful of people created the therapy of laughing, a place where you can let our all your frustrations. What’s more, you don’t only relieve your frustrations, but you’re giving your mind a little holiday from all your worries.
In conclusion, and from my point of view, if you can’t solve the problem at least try to find some humor in it.
Nowadays people seem to have a lot more problems than some years ago, problems that didn’t matter then are becoming more and more important, for instance, the high level stress, the economical circumstances, work pressure… if the problems get over your head and you can solve them, take a break, step back and laugh, because “if you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it”.
I’m sure that nobody ever died of laughter, but so many people must have died because of tears, maybe those unfortunate people didn’t know how, and what about laughing. Because of this reason a handful of people created the therapy of laughing, a place where you can let our all your frustrations. What’s more, you don’t only relieve your frustrations, but you’re giving your mind a little holiday from all your worries.
In conclusion, and from my point of view, if you can’t solve the problem at least try to find some humor in it.
ABBA- honey honey
ABBA-HONEY HONEY!
1- FILL THE GAPS
Honey -------, how you thrill me, ah-hah,
honey honey Honey honey, nearly --------, ah-hah,
honey honey I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a ---------
Oh, you make me dizzy
Honey honey, let me feel it, ah-hah,
honey honey Honey honey, don't conceal it, ah-hah,
honey honey The way that you kiss ------
The way that you hold me tight
I ---- like I wanna sing when you do your thing yeah
I don't wanna hurt you, -----,
I don't wanna see you ----
So stay on the ground, girl, you better not get too high
But I'm gonna stick to you, boy,
you'll never get rid of me
There's no other place in this world where I rather would be
Honey honey, -------------, baby, ah-hah, honey honey
Honey honey, hold me, baby, ah-hah, honey honey
You look like a -------- star
But I know just who you are
And, honey, to say the least, you're a doggone beast
So stay on the ground, girl, you better not get too high
There's no other ------ in this world where I rather would
Honey honey, how you thrill me, ah-hah, honey honey
Honey honey, nearly kill me, ah-hah, honey honey
I heard about you beforeI wanted to know ------------
And now I know what they mean, you're a ---------
2- WHERE YOU CAN PUT THIS WORDS? à SINONYMOUS
· site
· Darling
· film
· something else
· Really lovely
1- FILL THE GAPS
Honey -------, how you thrill me, ah-hah,
honey honey Honey honey, nearly --------, ah-hah,
honey honey I'd heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a ---------
Oh, you make me dizzy
Honey honey, let me feel it, ah-hah,
honey honey Honey honey, don't conceal it, ah-hah,
honey honey The way that you kiss ------
The way that you hold me tight
I ---- like I wanna sing when you do your thing yeah
I don't wanna hurt you, -----,
I don't wanna see you ----
So stay on the ground, girl, you better not get too high
But I'm gonna stick to you, boy,
you'll never get rid of me
There's no other place in this world where I rather would be
Honey honey, -------------, baby, ah-hah, honey honey
Honey honey, hold me, baby, ah-hah, honey honey
You look like a -------- star
But I know just who you are
And, honey, to say the least, you're a doggone beast
So stay on the ground, girl, you better not get too high
There's no other ------ in this world where I rather would
Honey honey, how you thrill me, ah-hah, honey honey
Honey honey, nearly kill me, ah-hah, honey honey
I heard about you beforeI wanted to know ------------
And now I know what they mean, you're a ---------
2- WHERE YOU CAN PUT THIS WORDS? à SINONYMOUS
· site
· Darling
· film
· something else
· Really lovely
Friday, 24 October 2008
the duchess!
The British actress Keira Knightley, who has done a lot of movies, like pride and prejudice, has done her last film some months ago: the duchess. She has rejected claims that this historical drama set in the 18th century imitates the life of Princess Diana. She explaines that the film tells true life story of Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, who was the great-great-great-great aunt of Diana, so their relation wasn't really nearvy.
In the movie Keira plays an aristocratic woman who is married to a man who is in love with his mistress. It's this part of the film which paparazzi and critics say that mimics the experiences of Princess Diana, who was trapped in a marriage to Prince Charles who always had a clandestine relationship with another woman.
Keira spoke to the BBC and played down the similarities in the stories, saying that her character was interesting enough to warrant a film about her, without the necessity of imite nobody. Keyra also said: "I was eleven when Diana died, so I don't really know what the actual story is, so I don't feel I can comment on the parallels"
I not really agree with this sentence because I think that maybe it's true that she was so young when Diana died, but If she wants she can find a lof of information without the need of lived throw this moment
whether the Diana connection exists or not, The Duchees demonstrates a profound look into personal relationship in a society where divorce was a taboo topic. The film also provides a good look about the architecture and fashions of 18th Century in England.
vocabulary:
rejected claims: (it wasn't true)
to warrant: (to deserve)
to warrant: (to deserve)
BBC news.
Sunday, 5 October 2008
about me!
Hello lourdes!
You said to us that we must write something about our life, so I’m going to talk about this summer.
I have to say that this summer has seen the worst of my life:
All began really well, June was fantastic, I was really happy because the school had finished and we were all the day in the beach, but in July I started to work in a tobacconist’s, with Marina Julià, a really good friend of mine, and this month was awful! Originally it wasn’t bad, the work wasn’t hard and there were really nice people, so the time ran really fast. But later started being problems with money, time-tables… and we were a little bit angered between us, It was not possible to be there! Luckily my contract finished in July because in August I didn’t want to work because of the research paper, so you can imagine, during this month I was every morning writing about cholesterol, and during the afternoons I was going to the auto school, but I didn’t do so much work , so, I felt the first exam. I had to go there during September too, and I went to the exam this Thursday, I’ve passed it this time, and I didn’t do any mistake! J
Oh! I’ve forgotten one thing, during the summer I have been doing classes to a really nice girl, Homa, who said to me that one of her teachers called Lourdes recommended me. Are you this Lourdes?! When she explained me I didn’t know if you are the teacher or maybe Lourdes Batlló.
I explained a lot of “bad” things about summer, but I have to recognize that there were a lot of good moments too, and if I can go back, I’ll return! But this is impossible, isn’t it? So we’re at the end of September and the high school has started! I have an intention for this year: have really good marks, so I must study a lot and do a really good work because my dream is to do medicine, and the mark to this degree is really high, and 8,7!
Well, it’s an 8,7 in Barcelona, UV, where I want to do It, but in other places it’s a little bit less, nevertheless always the mark is higher than an 8, so it’s difficult, but I’ll try.
I really want to go to BCN another time, I’m a city person. I love the cinema, the people walking in the street up and down, the shops... and all these things. I know that it sounds a little bit weird, because more or less all the people, here, prefer the town, or village, with pure, clean air and calm, but I don’t agree, well, maybe “agree” isn’t the word, because all of this it’s true, but I prefer movement, than calm.
If you’ll see me really stressed during the year don’t worry, I’m a nervous person, and now more! :D
Thank you for your attention Lourdes, bye!
This is my first e-mail now without mistakes!
New vocabulary:
- Cigarette shop: tobacconist’s
- TDR: research paper
You said to us that we must write something about our life, so I’m going to talk about this summer.
I have to say that this summer has seen the worst of my life:
All began really well, June was fantastic, I was really happy because the school had finished and we were all the day in the beach, but in July I started to work in a tobacconist’s, with Marina Julià, a really good friend of mine, and this month was awful! Originally it wasn’t bad, the work wasn’t hard and there were really nice people, so the time ran really fast. But later started being problems with money, time-tables… and we were a little bit angered between us, It was not possible to be there! Luckily my contract finished in July because in August I didn’t want to work because of the research paper, so you can imagine, during this month I was every morning writing about cholesterol, and during the afternoons I was going to the auto school, but I didn’t do so much work , so, I felt the first exam. I had to go there during September too, and I went to the exam this Thursday, I’ve passed it this time, and I didn’t do any mistake! J
Oh! I’ve forgotten one thing, during the summer I have been doing classes to a really nice girl, Homa, who said to me that one of her teachers called Lourdes recommended me. Are you this Lourdes?! When she explained me I didn’t know if you are the teacher or maybe Lourdes Batlló.
I explained a lot of “bad” things about summer, but I have to recognize that there were a lot of good moments too, and if I can go back, I’ll return! But this is impossible, isn’t it? So we’re at the end of September and the high school has started! I have an intention for this year: have really good marks, so I must study a lot and do a really good work because my dream is to do medicine, and the mark to this degree is really high, and 8,7!
Well, it’s an 8,7 in Barcelona, UV, where I want to do It, but in other places it’s a little bit less, nevertheless always the mark is higher than an 8, so it’s difficult, but I’ll try.
I really want to go to BCN another time, I’m a city person. I love the cinema, the people walking in the street up and down, the shops... and all these things. I know that it sounds a little bit weird, because more or less all the people, here, prefer the town, or village, with pure, clean air and calm, but I don’t agree, well, maybe “agree” isn’t the word, because all of this it’s true, but I prefer movement, than calm.
If you’ll see me really stressed during the year don’t worry, I’m a nervous person, and now more! :D
Thank you for your attention Lourdes, bye!
This is my first e-mail now without mistakes!
New vocabulary:
- Cigarette shop: tobacconist’s
- TDR: research paper
Friday, 3 October 2008
wierd meals!
riiingggg rinnnggggg
- Anna speaking
- Hello darling! How are you? How were your holidays?
- Really good! We were perfect with Marc, I have upload a picture in my fotolog!
- Oh, it’s true! Fotolog!! I haven’t visited the page for a week
- What?? That is impossible to me; I need to entry every day! I have to know the news of everybody! Do you know that those boys that we met last year in a disco from Figueres are now in
- Really? Well, I’m not interested with them, so sorry!
- Muahahah….
- I can’t understand how everybody is so addicted to these pages! They’re stupid, only are fine to spend time!
- But I met a lot of people through my fotolog…
- Well yes, but you’ll never meet them in person, which is the magic thing!
- No Claudia, do you remember Monica there in Barrakes? The first time when I talked with her was by flog!
- Always there are exceptions, yes! Well, when we’ll meet us?
- Is it ok in tints bar? I think today there won’t be so many people there, so, that’s fine because sometimes it’s a little bit stressing!
- Fine! So I’ll meet you there at five o’clock!
- See you
A half an hour later, in Tint’s bar…
- Hey claudia!
- Hi!
- Which table do you want to take?
- This one is ok!
- What do you want to eat?
- Mmmm a chocolate biscuit please, and a coffee too! I’m hungry!
- Ok, do you know that in
- Suree? That’s nasty!
- No! They’re really good, I also ate cat, you have to taste it!
- Ehhmm….
- When you go to another place it’s nice to taste typical things of there.
- Oh, I’m not agree, you must be careful because there are a lot of dangerous things!
- Oh..sure clàudia, but the risk of the life is the best thing, why do you travel? The nicest thing is see English people eating bread with tomato, isn’t it?
- ..ehm…well….
- Hahahahha
- Another time you’re right!
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